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murkville 

1. A specific area or region particularly renowned for its street crime, murder rate, and overall violence.

2. The condition resulting from being murdered or brutally stabbed/shot/beaten

3. The afterlife, where a street nigga goes when he dies from being stabbed/shot/beaten
1. Steve: "Aiyo did you hear about the drive-by in the 9th Street p-jects yesterday?!"

Geno: "Them niggas is ghetto, thats Murkville!!"

2. Steve: "Mike got mugged today son, homey's in the ICU right now"

Geno: "Snaaap nigga, dude got a one-way ticket to murkville!!!"

3. Steve: "Cain't believe its been a year since my boy Crooked Mike got bagged up by those Crips"

Geno: "No doubt nigga...RIP Mike, that nigga's drinkin a 40 and puffin a blunt right now in Murkville wit a big-tittied slut on his lap"

Markville 

Markville is a predominantly Asian school in the middle of Markham. The school is infamous for their large Asian student base.
Russell: Wait why am I in China
Gorilla: you aren't this is Markville you're new school
Markville by Clearance Gorilla September 17, 2017

Murkillinated 

When your arguing and can't work out how someone died, whether they were murdered, killed or assassinated.
Nah John Lennon wasn't murdered or killed, I'm fairly sure he was murkillinated
Murkillinated by SeemsLegitt November 14, 2017

Markville mall 

Markville mall used to be the shut when U were in grade 7 but now it’s home to old Asians and mss students w fake yeezys. If u are over the age of 15 and are bored and decide to go there I suggest getting ur head examined bc the only thing u can do there is play with the phones at the apple store or try to find a seat at the food court.
Ling ling: hey, wanna go to markville mall?

Chang: no thanks, I have functioning brain cells

Murkvillage

A town in between T Dot and PB City where you're likely to get:
1. fucked
2. fucked up
3. fucked over
4. the fuck out. This ain't your town!
1. That ho from Murkvillage was so skeez i fucked her before i got her number.
2. That shit from Murkvillage got me so fucked up.
3. They took my money, and they're still not back. I probably got fucked over.
4. Those fags from Warwick should've got the fuck out, when they had the chance. Instead they got themselves fucked over and landed two in the hospital and 1 in ICU.

p.s. thanks 4 the O.
Murkvillage by C Note & Pippy July 24, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026