Murkillinated 

When your arguing and can't work out how someone died, whether they were murdered, killed or assassinated.

Nah John Lennon wasn't murdered or killed, I'm fairly sure he was murkillinated

Murkillinated by SeemsLegitt November 14, 2017

merkily 

to act sneakily with a merkin

Example 1:

Cop: "will you explain what happened here?"

Lady: "I saw a man walking merkily past my house. Later that night, I saw the same man standing outside my window donning nothing but his tremendous merkin"

Example 2:

"Whitfied and Eph rowed their boat merkily down the stream. Merkily, merkily, merkily, merkily, life is a hairy dream."

Example 3:

Kevin was uncomfortable about his new purchase and acted merkily around all but Matt.

merkily by Medival Bear Jouster April 15, 2010

murkify 

adjective - the gradual browning of water that occurs when a poo is laid in the chamber (AKA cistern) of a toilet.

"We should leave this hostel soon - Billy just laid one in the chamber. It's murkifying right now, and I don't want to be around when it gets flushed"

murkify by HarryBoy88 January 23, 2010

Murkilation 

A refined term for the act or process of murking

Let me sit you bitches down and instruct you ont he fine art of murkilation

Murkilation by Foolash October 6, 2008

murkilicious 

(adj) a beautiful woman that doesnt just crave attention, she fucking gets it where ever she goes, shes a beautiful, confident women that knows she can beat your ass with diamond rings instead of brass knuckles, shes the portrait of utter perfection.

Girl 1 : OMMGZZ look at her!

Girl 2: ROXERZ shes totaly murkilicious

murkilicious by jenna massacre February 4, 2007

merkily 

use of a merkin for deceptive purposes

1. Justine merkily hides the fact that her hair is not naturally red by wearing a merkin on first dates.

2. John merkily disguises the loss of his pubic hair from cronic masturbation by wearing a merkin.

merkily by Merkish Payment April 18, 2010