by The yung nugget April 12, 2018
When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.
Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."
by xSebZero April 11, 2021
When you are having an important discussion about a given topic, and a guy then just randomly says a stupid and non-topic sentence.
Todd: Yes, I think if you add a little basil to the egg, it'll be much tastier.
Greg: You're right, I should do that.
Chad: I just farted!
Todd and Greg: Could you just stop f*cking Murking?!
Greg: You're right, I should do that.
Chad: I just farted!
Todd and Greg: Could you just stop f*cking Murking?!
by Relkozien March 28, 2019
Together, they are the "Three Dingos." They are people who enjoy cooking up little bits of things, being together, and codding all day all night.
by Shabangola July 5, 2012
To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.
Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
by TheFratLordSupreme October 17, 2016
To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.
Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
by TheFratLordSupreme October 17, 2016
A real street nigga that earned his name trappin' and gun clappin'. One who is not to be trifled with, underestimated or offended. Respected everywhere he go, long live his Bankroll. Personal friend of Gucci Mane.
by Murk Shottem February 14, 2017