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murgglemuff by Jordan Clements April 13, 2008
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Mugglepuff
The insult to end all insults. Only used in extreme situations. Not a word to be taken lightly.
A mugglepuff is the worst thing you can call a person. It's not like bitch or asshole, where there is an actual definition. It's a word that has such a bad meaning that you can't even describe. It's just bad.
It comes from the word muggle, a name for a non-magical person, and Hufflepuff, one of the four Houses of Hogwarts. A hufflepuff (one sorted into Hufflepuff house) is an embarrassment to witchcraft and wizardry and Hufflepuff house is often hated by the much superior Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor Houses.
Worst word known to mankind.
Also known as "It-That-Shall-Not-Be-Said", "The Dark Word" or "You-Know-What"
A mugglepuff is the worst thing you can call a person. It's not like bitch or asshole, where there is an actual definition. It's a word that has such a bad meaning that you can't even describe. It's just bad.
It comes from the word muggle, a name for a non-magical person, and Hufflepuff, one of the four Houses of Hogwarts. A hufflepuff (one sorted into Hufflepuff house) is an embarrassment to witchcraft and wizardry and Hufflepuff house is often hated by the much superior Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor Houses.
Worst word known to mankind.
Also known as "It-That-Shall-Not-Be-Said", "The Dark Word" or "You-Know-What"
Voldemort: I killed your parents! They're dead! No one will protect you now! Your going to die just like your mommy and daddy! I'm so happy I killed those fuckers. Mwahaha ALL HAIL ME
Harry Potter: You...You...MUGGLEPUFF.
Voldemort: Oh no you di-idn't! Bellatrix, hold my cloak, shit just got real.
Dolohov: I can't believe he just said "You-Know-What"
Yaxley: Shit is going down, I'll get some popcorn.
Harry Potter: You...You...MUGGLEPUFF.
Voldemort: Oh no you di-idn't! Bellatrix, hold my cloak, shit just got real.
Dolohov: I can't believe he just said "You-Know-What"
Yaxley: Shit is going down, I'll get some popcorn.
Mugglepuff by The Half Blood Princess August 20, 2011
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mugglepuff
This is a person who is a massive fan of the Harry Potter universe. They wish they could live in that world but they are a muggle. And they got sorted into Hufflepuff.
A muggle puff carries the great traits of the hufflepuff house they are understanding, kind and caring. And most of all they are loyal to the people they love.
A muggle puff carries the great traits of the hufflepuff house they are understanding, kind and caring. And most of all they are loyal to the people they love.
mugglepuff by zeeman7496 March 7, 2024
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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