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murgglemuff by Jordan Clements April 13, 2008
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Mugglepuff
The insult to end all insults. Only used in extreme situations. Not a word to be taken lightly.
A mugglepuff is the worst thing you can call a person. It's not like bitch or asshole, where there is an actual definition. It's a word that has such a bad meaning that you can't even describe. It's just bad.
It comes from the word muggle, a name for a non-magical person, and Hufflepuff, one of the four Houses of Hogwarts. A hufflepuff (one sorted into Hufflepuff house) is an embarrassment to witchcraft and wizardry and Hufflepuff house is often hated by the much superior Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor Houses.
Worst word known to mankind.
Also known as "It-That-Shall-Not-Be-Said", "The Dark Word" or "You-Know-What"
A mugglepuff is the worst thing you can call a person. It's not like bitch or asshole, where there is an actual definition. It's a word that has such a bad meaning that you can't even describe. It's just bad.
It comes from the word muggle, a name for a non-magical person, and Hufflepuff, one of the four Houses of Hogwarts. A hufflepuff (one sorted into Hufflepuff house) is an embarrassment to witchcraft and wizardry and Hufflepuff house is often hated by the much superior Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor Houses.
Worst word known to mankind.
Also known as "It-That-Shall-Not-Be-Said", "The Dark Word" or "You-Know-What"
Voldemort: I killed your parents! They're dead! No one will protect you now! Your going to die just like your mommy and daddy! I'm so happy I killed those fuckers. Mwahaha ALL HAIL ME
Harry Potter: You...You...MUGGLEPUFF.
Voldemort: Oh no you di-idn't! Bellatrix, hold my cloak, shit just got real.
Dolohov: I can't believe he just said "You-Know-What"
Yaxley: Shit is going down, I'll get some popcorn.
Harry Potter: You...You...MUGGLEPUFF.
Voldemort: Oh no you di-idn't! Bellatrix, hold my cloak, shit just got real.
Dolohov: I can't believe he just said "You-Know-What"
Yaxley: Shit is going down, I'll get some popcorn.
Mugglepuff by The Half Blood Princess August 20, 2011
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mugglepuff
This is a person who is a massive fan of the Harry Potter universe. They wish they could live in that world but they are a muggle. And they got sorted into Hufflepuff.
A muggle puff carries the great traits of the hufflepuff house they are understanding, kind and caring. And most of all they are loyal to the people they love.
A muggle puff carries the great traits of the hufflepuff house they are understanding, kind and caring. And most of all they are loyal to the people they love.
mugglepuff by zeeman7496 March 7, 2024
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
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flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
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