Guy walks up to a store clerk: "I went down to the
men's department to aks where the kicks were but he
said to aks another associate so I'm aksing you."
Store clerk: What was it you wanted to ASK me?
Guy: "Where the shoes at?"
Store clerk:"2nd floor against the back
wall."
Guy:"Aight"
Store clerk (thinking to self):"What a fucking aks murderer."