My husband Sean wanted to be adventurous and asked for a murderer. So I put on my black leather gloves and gave him a handy in a dark broom closet.
by Stefalpha February 17, 2018
by AnimeObsessedFreak January 19, 2020
Muuuuurdereeeer.
No, no.
No, no.
by El Fredo November 2, 2004
"Dude, why are you wearing your Birkenstock's and Nike socks in the same outfit?"
"I don't know man I thought it was cool."
"That's an act of murder."
"I don't know man I thought it was cool."
"That's an act of murder."
by Corny Beans January 14, 2020
cerberus: I thought about slowly suffocating you while you sleep
gladion: but I never sleep
cerberus: while you're awake then
gladion: kinky
cerberus: wait no it's murder
gladion: that's kinky taken too far
gladion: but I never sleep
cerberus: while you're awake then
gladion: kinky
cerberus: wait no it's murder
gladion: that's kinky taken too far
by LadySasaki February 2, 2020
Modern terrorism, which is less concerned with achieving a set goal though violent means (traditional terrorism), and is more concerned with simply killing innocent people and claiming it's for a cause.
by 7241 December 21, 2013
A large group of wandering douchebags. A full murder consists of five or more pricks. A smaller murder is three.
guy 1: Oh my god, I just had to ride on the bus next to a whole murder!
guy 2: I feel so bad for you, dude.
guy 2: I feel so bad for you, dude.
by Sususususup August 6, 2011