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Muppetting 

Forcing your hand and eventually the arm into the anal cavity so far up that you now have total control of the mandible, enabling muppet like actions.
My shoulder still hurts from muppetting her last night.
Muppetting by JustinSideher July 18, 2014

muppetition 

when a gathering of muppets(idiots) compete with each other in a confined area.
Every person who had no idea what actually happened gathered to explain in great detail their version of events, each time out doing the last person, it was truly a momentous muppetition.
muppetition by mr_cheeks March 3, 2011

Muppetize 

Muppetizing is the process of poorly singing a song in an almost mocking fashion to the extent in which your voice resembles one of a muppet.
Muppetize by NeptuneLord December 28, 2020

Muppeting 

The act of careless drinking.
The act of drinking with no self control.
The act of over drinking and acting out of sorts.
A plan made with friends to over drink and act muppety.
Muppety-unruly, loud,obnoxious,careless
What’s going on tonight, wanna muppet?
I had a shitty day, I need to muppet.
What are we doing tomorrow, muppeting?
I have a group of friends, we’re all muppets.
Muppeting by JenandChen2019 February 16, 2019

muppetitis 

Someone who regularly behaves like a muppet.
i.e. you have a severe case of muppetitis
muppetitis by Suni January 23, 2005

Muppethead 

A person who does a lot of talking but never says anything. While this occurs their jaw flaps closely resembling that of a Muppet. In some cases the person in question may even resemble a Muppet or Sesame Street character.
That fool Kevin keeps flapping his jaw, he's a real muppethead.
Muppethead by S.H. Eldredge February 24, 2008