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dhurrie muncher 

Australian slang for someone who has no money to buy Cigarettes,and then proceeds to smoke all yours.
"Dhurrie muncher"........"Smoking all my smokes,buy your own."

Your Munchin all my Dhurries you cunt......Give me back me lighter.
dhurrie muncher by GS71 April 6, 2015

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American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

covid muncher

Low lifes who want covid. These idiots enjoy covid parties and hang out with people who've tested positive for covid.
Joe enjoys partying with crowds who have fevers coughs, and diarrhea. He is definitely a covid muncher!
covid muncher by Rakkey July 13, 2020

Cunt Munchie 

When a womans shorts or other clothing gets ate up by her v'ja which is caused by cunt munching usually ending with a cunt wedgy.
Girl what are you doing grabbing at your private area? I got cunt munchie going on.

When the instructor put the safety harness around me it gave me a major cunt munchie
Cunt Munchie by ashane June 14, 2016

Moss Muncher 

One who plants his or her face directly into a well forested nest of pubic hair and proceeds to munch.
The two sexual deviants couldn't decide who was going to be the Moss Muncher or the receiver .
Moss Muncher by Buck naked May 29, 2017

Turd munchies 

When you drop a massive turd and feel hungry afterwards.
Tim ate all of the pizza because he had the turd munchies after dropping a huge deuce.