mummyfucker

Someone who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to (fictional) mummies.

Someone who appreciates the beauty of the bandages and the mystery that lies buried underneath.

*Not to be confused with necrophilia since they aren’t actually dead

“Hey have you read Rurouni Kenshin?”
“Hell yeah I have, Shishio is so damn hot. I’m such a mummyfucker now.”

mummyfucker by mummyfucker#1 October 11, 2019

mummydick 

A:) When a person in Cinnaminson Wraps toilet paper around their weiner
B:) When your wiener dies and your body doesnt; hences preserved by toilet paper

After having my weiner bitten off by a KlossStien McDevin, and returned in toliet paper, sewed back on, and it bacame a Mummydick

mummydick by SJ3 December 3, 2006

Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.

I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry

Mummy Cock by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017

Mummydick 

When a woman beats her male colleagues in a meeting or otherwise using the power of logic and natural authority

She used her mummydick to get her point across

She just unleashed her mummydick in that meeting

Mummydick by Stammerhammer May 2, 2015