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Philadelphia tradition: grown men dress like women and bums get wacked on drugs and booze, play banjos, tubas, and flutes while running through the streets causing mayhem. The mummers are divided by brigades, fancies, comics, gays, trannies, post and pre op transexuals. Mummers are known to take a full year to make thier costumes. Women are prohibited from becoming mummers. Sexual relations between the mummer men is commenplace as there judgement is often so impaired during the parade. Most mummers are Eagle fans.
I watched two drunken mummers blow each other on new years day!
mummers by A Palumbo September 4, 2007

Summerset 

A beautiful sunset in the summertime.

Portmanteau of the words summer and sunset
*Driving in car*
JD: “Look how cool the sunset is”
Heidi: “It’s summertime JD that’s a Summerset”
Mom: “ 🎶🎤 Summertime….when the livins easy
to pick up someone who is much younger than oneself. usually used in a derogatory fashion, in the manner of cradle robber. see manther and cougar.
i was going to go to 70's night at the club but i didn't want to get mummerted.
mummert by terrythefunkjedi January 6, 2009

Bryan Mummert 

An ok guy. He knows what other people want to do, and is very tolerant. Willing to try anything, and will do anything he can to help someone in need.
"I need some help Bryan Mummert"
"Ok"
"Bryan you're so cool :)"
Bryan Mummert by Wesker2236 February 3, 2010
A group of lovely women in France who get together and refer to each other as Mummers.

To be taken light heartedly
Hello Mummers, I have a problem...
mummers by Proud Mummer September 9, 2016

Mumderstanding

A state in which a care taker understands that things happens ; and plans are hopes that don’t always take flight.

A response to a long text consisting of an emoji of half spelled word.
I can’t make coffee my kid just colored on the dog with a sharpie! Thank you for Mumderstanding
Mumderstanding by Chuckdoeshair December 6, 2020