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mish mumkin 

Mainly used in the Egyptian dialect of Arabic, this phrase means "no way!"

So if you visit Cairo one day, and want to try to haggle with one of the merchants in Khan-al-Khalili, you can keep saying "mish mumkin" when they offer you a price until they get to the lowest price.
Dude 1: "Man, yesterday I saw a Lamborghini Countach that was painted with a really glossy and shiny blackish-purple color, and it had spinning rims, and to top the back spoiler was shaped differently, and it looked really scary. Plus a huge flame came out of the exhaust once that sucker took off."

Dude 2: "Mish mumkin!"

Dude 1: "How could I lie about this man?"
mish mumkin by Adel7 September 23, 2007
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Rug Mumkin 

1. When a woman empties her bowels, whilst recieving cunnalingus.
2. A chick getting the box licked off her while pushing out some butt butter.
Jhonny: "Billy said she just about beat him within an inch of his life, until he agreed to give Brenda a Rug Mumkin."
Ted: "I'd commit suicide if I was that toilet!"

"That chick was so hot, I would have given her a Rug Mumkin while 69'ing, AND have her on top!"
Rug Mumkin by TheBigP September 25, 2012
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