mumblese 

A language in which a person incessantly mumbles.

Stop speaking mumblese, I can't understand a damn thing you're saying.

mumblese by queenwheel January 23, 2009

Mumblesped 

It is a term used for people who mumble a lot and are in the special education class (can be used as a nickname)

Justin, you are a Mumblesped
hey, Mumblesped get over here!

Mumblesped by thekinkadetroller April 6, 2014

Mumbles 

Mumbles is a character by Edbassmaster on YouTube. Born in the 60's in Malt Lickie, Texas; he often has trouble communicating with people and often gets frustrated.

Mumbles: Can you put malt lickies on that?

Car Salesman: No, I'm not going to put anything on it.

Mumbles: Well, can you bartle doo the price?

Car Salesman: The price? $12,000.

Mumbles: Right, but can you bartle doo?

Car Salesman: I'm not sure what you mean by that word.

Mumbles: Well, can you just kaypomasodums with the malt lickies?

Car Salesman: No, if you buy, you do it.

Mumbles: I'm gonna buy it! Just kaypomasodums with malt lickies!!!

Mumbles by Metallica Bass Player August 7, 2010

mumbles menino 

Term coined by Boston radio talk show host Howie Carr for Thomas Menino, mayor of Boston since 1993. His tounge is way to big for his mouth leading to such phrases (and their meanings):
pottah pot- porta potty
wollin walli- rolling rally
ar chieve- achieve
bee yahn- barn
youse- you (plural)
well...you get the picture

Mumbles Menino is wicked retahted...but his botched quotes ah pissah!

mumbles menino by IPC November 14, 2005

mumbleweed 

n. a quotation posted onto a blog when things are a bit slow, readers are few and far between and comments are a thing of the past; a pseudo-profound seeming non sequitur designed to fill a painful silence.

'Damn it, no traffic again today. I'm gonna post a mumbleweed. That'll show 'em.'

mumbleweed by Bête de Jour April 24, 2008

macaroni mumbles 

When one is drunk, makes macaroni and cheese and proceeds to mumble while consuming it.

John: How's that mac and cheese?
Mike (with the macaroni mumbles): prmmmty fmuckinnmm gmoodm

macaroni mumbles by xMilkman July 18, 2009

Mumbles 

What you call a person who never speaks clearly or always mumbles.

I can't understand a word mumbles is saying!

Mumbles by Richard Stands June 1, 2017