2. A Negative Nancy!!!
3. A gay hater
4. Rearer of the cows
5. Compulsive whiner who accidentally encounters "tragedies"
2. wow, that glass is so mumaw
3. Mumaw: look there are the gays
4. I went cow-tipping last night, Mumaw will be so pissed.
5. Mumaw: My mother just died
Other: For the 15th time?!?!?!