Mumsy Mum 

Opposite of a MILF.

Normally in the 37 to 47 age range.

Keeley looked like a proper Mumsy Mum at the school gates today

Mumsy Mum by Erik ten excuses October 21, 2023

Ya mum's a sparky

A quick and witty insult to flabbergast the other person. Works like a charm and acts as the ultimate insult.

Karen: "Your car is too loud!"
Nik: "Ya mum's a sparky!"

Ya mum's a sparky by dogtrue August 8, 2020

mum's the word 

means to keep this a secret; don't tell anybody

I don't want anybody to know about this affair until next week, so mum's the word!

mum's the word by Venera December 22, 2005

Say Mum's 

A request for the announcer of an unverified fact or story to "swear on their mum's life".

You've got a trial with Watford? Say mum's!

Say Mum's by UrbanSuctionary March 19, 2017

Ya Mum's Ya Dad 

retarded answer to any questions you cant or dont want to answer
kinda like answering with ya mum buts it gives you autism

Me: "Do you watch scat porn?"
Friend: "Ya mum's ya dad"

Ya Mum's Ya Dad by cancerious fucker May 27, 2017

your mum's pitted clam 

Your mum's pitted clam (YMPC). Can be used as a comeback to any call

- You suck
- Your mum's pitted clam!

-Hey how's it going?
-Your mum's pitted clam!

your mum's pitted clam by crazygrape September 9, 2008

Your mum's face

A term spawned from two previously immature and overused insults 'your mum' and 'your face'. Although these two retorts were originally used by the illiterate and mono-sylavic lesser-beings of british culture the combining of the two has only recently been adopted by somewhat higher brow citizens.

Although used gramatically in much the same fashion as both its parent phrases the use of 'Your mum's face' is generally accepted to be a satirical take on modern chav culture.

"Man this seat is comfy"
"your mum's face is comfy"

"Don't you think this ice cream is delicious"
"Your mum's face was delicious last night"

Your mum's face by Matt 'Verix' December 27, 2008