multitaskabating

Multitasking while masturbating.

To do other things while masturbating.

Unlike procrasturbating, you are being productive while masturbating.

"I worked really hard when I was multitaskabating."

"When I was multitaskabating last night, not only did I get off, I also got to watch Tosh.0 and file my taxes."

"With multitaskabating, I can keep up with my other day to day things!"

Mom- "Son, what are you dong in there?"
Son- "Multitaskabating! Almost finished!"
Mom- "Okay! Hurry up, dinner is getting cold! Don't forget to wash up before you come down!"
Son- "Believe me Mom, I won't forget!"

multitaskabating by Trish Da Dish November 16, 2010

Multitaskurbating

This is when you are masturbating while doing something else (watching porn does not count as a separate task)...

"Yeah, the other day I was Multitaskurbating while watching The Daily Show..."

Multitaskurbating by jablestits September 21, 2011

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Multitaskerbating

Multitaskerbating is the act of doing more than one thing while you masturbate.

I was multitaskerbating last night - watching TV, playing world of warcraft, eating a sandwich, and masturbating all at the same time.

Multitaskerbating by Morone October 6, 2010

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Multitaskurbating

The act of doing any task while simultaneously masturbating.

I woke up late for work this morning, so I was multitaskurbating to the morning news

Multitaskurbating by MunkeBarre April 12, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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