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Mandy Mulleting 

The Obsessive compulsion to sit next to somebody no matter how many seats are available, An extreme Mandy Mulleter will make physical contact making the victim very uncomfortable.
Bob: "Hey bill."

Bill: "HI!"

Bob: "take a seat i just bought 3 new couches last week"

Bill: *Sits very close to Bob, practically on his lap"

Bob: .....

-Please help spread the use of the word "Mandy Mulleting"
Mandy Mulleting by JocobH69 July 25, 2011

multitexting 

The act of effectively carrying on two or more conversations within the same text message to one other person.
David - I want to go out with you Saturday.

Lori - Andrew just loves kindergarten.

David - What's his favorite activity?

Lori - Saturday sounds great.

Lori - Coloring I think.

David - I'll pick you up at 5. LOL.....I think we're multitexting again.
multitexting by Milsekr October 2, 2013

molexting 

The act of molesting people with unwanted texting.
Stop molexting me, freak!!!
molexting by gregjockca May 18, 2011

molexting 

Mol-ext-ing
To send multiple text messages and or photos to someone’s mobile device or computer without their consent.
I turned my phone on this morning and found 30 text messages from a girl I met last night. She molexting me over my cell phone.
molexting by pacman75 August 6, 2009

mulleting 

to mullet: 1) a haircut that slowly grows into a mullet 2) a haircut that has mullet-like tendencies
You need a haicut, you're starting to mullet.
Hurry! He's mulleting!
mulleting by vitl August 3, 2010

Molsexting 

To send someone unwanted, non-consensual text messages of a sexual nature.
That guy is so creepy... he kept molsexting me last night even after I told him I wasn't interested
Molsexting by iremembersamn September 16, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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