(Adjective) Evocative of aesthetics popularly associated with the 80s and 90s. Named after the mullet, a hairstyle that was once popular in the 80s and 90s, but is now out of style, and often used to mock the now-outdated aesthetics of the late 20th century.
A state of being, a truly affluent individual can reach. An individual who is capable of engaging in various activities constantly at one time. Not to be confused with multi-tasking, as multi-tasking is merely the ability to engage in various activities but not become part of these activities.
Of or referring to a mega-mullet. One who sports extra business up front and a bigger party in the back.
Your mom looks especially mullettastic, today.
Your hair is certainly mullettastic, Bubba.
His hair is the most mullettastic in the whole trailer park.
The mulletation is cancer-like growth in the form of a haircut (mullet). The disease initiates early in life as the parents of mulletation offspring often have the growth themselves. It is a relatively benign for the people who bare it however, the real victims are bystanders who must view this truely obscene condition.
His mulletation was fully developed and obviously well beyond treatment as he was advanced in age. Maybe if we could have reached him earlier he could be saved.