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n. pl. mullet or mul•lets.
1. Any of various stout-bodied, edible fishes of the family Mugilidae.
2. Any haircut inwhich the back is significantly longer than the sides and top of the hair.
see also: shlong, hockey hair, soccer rocker, ape drape, Kentucky waterfall, achy breaky, Missouri comprimise, Tennessee top hat, Canadian passport.
Harry thought the long golden locks of hair would be his future wife, but when he turned around, he soon realized it was only a Mullet.
by Killjoy November 30, 2003
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A hairstyle that is short in the front and long in the back.
Also know as the hockey haircut.
Often associated with people named Billy Bob.
Hey, cut your mullet Billy Bob!
by Billy Bob April 22, 2003
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Any haircut which is significantly longer in the back than the front or sides. Also see mulletude and butt rock
An example of a true mullet would be a 30-something white man with a huge mullet. Enjoys incest, spousal and child abuse, Child porn, professional wrestling, NASCAR, doggy-style intercourse, 80's hair metal, old muscle cars, and Colt 45
by dioisgod April 24, 2003
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A hairdo, usually associated with rednecks/trailer park trash, in which the top and front part of the hairdo is short while the back part is long. Commonly stated as "Business in the Front; Party in the Back." as seen in the movie: Joe Dirt
Hey Joe, would you look at the mullet on that woman.
by memPHISH May 31, 2006
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A stylish hair cut that has been popular for decades. Short on top, long in the back. Looks good on anyone. It will always be in style. Contrary to popular belief, there is no such thing as a bad mullet.
Look at my long, flowing, mullet.
by Jimbo May 22, 2003
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Any hairstyle whereupon the top is shorter than the back, and said person wearing this hairstyle still thinks that quiet riot, whitesnake, cinderella, and all the other myriad of metal bands kick major ass. Addendum to definition: People with said hairstyle usually carry with them lifetime memberships to local respective strip clubs, and believe very firmly that Pabst Blue Ribbon is STILL the beer of choice, along with Budweiser.
ANY hard rock concert will definitely prove all that I have said.
by GraphicArtist2KForever January 17, 2004
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Short, business-like hair in the front and long, Trailer Trash-like hair in the back. Also known as the "10-90", the "neckwarmer", and the "beaver paddle".
"Did you see that dudes 10-90?"

"He looks like my sister!"
by Casey November 28, 2004
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