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1.
when a person takes a shit and doesn't wipe their ass good and the shit dries on it
Man I was gonna lick her ring but she had a mulch pile.
by perversed1 March 17, 2005
 
2.
noun: hair that sticks out from the edges of a chicks panties.
Dude... she was so fine till I got my head under her skirt and found a mulch pile...time for the mexican gardener....
by Mark January 28, 2005