mulcano 

the mulcano is a native specemine found to habitate in the rosevill district.
he is rumoured to have ventured outside of this habitat in search of food, water and a mating partner.
though only two thirds of his endevours have been renound to become sucsessful.
he is beieved to be a mamal and expellls large amounts of heat from the volcano like summit
this keeps the mulcano warm during hibernation in winter\
it also acts as a light and a beacon if you willl, when needed for dark places
but do not aproach the mulcano as he may spontaneously erupt and throw a tennis raquet at you
you have been warned

guy 1: i cant see shit
guy 2: me neither
*mulcano removes hat
guy 1: ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHH THE LIGHT!!!
guy 2: im blinded!!

mulcano by coolcat 543 September 15, 2010

molcano 

A mixture of MDMA and cocaine

I snorted a molcano last night with my boyfriend.

molcano by Han-d-j July 3, 2020

mulanos 

Money. Cash flow. Dollar Dollar Bills Yall.

Yo let's talk mulanos for a second.

mulanos by Shotty305 January 24, 2018

Molcano 

Men named Mike, who are capable of excessive drinking, gambling, golfing and looks like Billy Corgan. They enjoy DJ to bangers from the 80's and 90's and have a soft spot for national female cricketers. Prefers a Pina Colada but not dancing in the rain.

You wish you were Molcano

Molcano by MonaCastleLife February 6, 2024