muffie 

A Middle-aged Urban Failure

Alternate spelling: 'muffy'.

He needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total muffie?

muffie by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 19, 2009

Asfandyar Mufti 

Reincarnation of a legendary Iranian hero, he walks among us today, shining his brilliance and charisma to all whom he interacts with. It is rumored that his power level is so great that it broke Vegeta's power level reader in a single glance. He will do great things in life.

Man 1: Yo, was that Asfandyar Mufti?!?
Man 2: I dunno yo, but my power level reader broke!!

Asfandyar Mufti by jtodawan November 14, 2011

muftig 

Etwas ekliges oder ranziges, kann auch etwas ist scheisse bedeuten

Scheisse, dass mädel ist übel muftig.

muftig by Migolo September 9, 2020

Mufti Menk 

One of the worlds kindest Muslim Scholars, If you want to ACTUALLY learn about the beautiful religion of islam, you should watch him and follow him on instagram!!!

Mufti Menk gave a very inspiring kutbah!!!

Mufti Menk by URBAN RENAISSANCE February 25, 2021

mufti

A day at school when students come in without uniform.

"Watcha wearing for mufti"

mufti by betty October 22, 2004

Muffies

Made famous by Panera Bread, muffies are made of only the top portion of a muffin, which is always the tastier part.
Unlike muffins, muffies are flat and thin and delicious.

Forget muffins! Muffies FTW!!!

Muffies by greenlotus94 July 6, 2011

multiemploymentarian 

A person who has more than one job/occupation or a person who employs more than one person.

I'm a multiemploymentarian.

multiemploymentarian by Aaron Q. February 19, 2003