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the equivalent of pussy whipped, a guy who is beaten into submission by his female partner, either verbally, physically, or both...
"dude you coming out with the boys tonight? we're all heading down to that new bar full of topless chicks, apparently there's no "no touching policy", sweet!"
"nah not tonight guys, i promised the missus i would cook."
"oh man, you are sooo muffslapped, sort it out!"
by kelly&claire September 19, 2008

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