Top Definition
Potential opportunity for obtaining access to the muff of the fairer sex (females). Muffortunities exist in just about every setting, particularly at the grocery store, universities or at nightclubs etc.
Mike: Wow, look at this place! Its so full of gorgeous women about the same age as us!
Clay: Oh the muffortunities!
by Coinage August 20, 2006

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