An unfortunate combination of slang terms for vagina and testicles. Trademarked in Canada by a cafe owner to denote a jelly filled muffin.
Meet me at the cafe for coffee and muffnuts?
No way, that sounds disgusting!
by RedWaiter June 10, 2007
A cornucopia of muffin related items in combination with a doughnut. I.E. a Blueberry Muffnut!
or
One who enjoys the experience of muff diving, to the extreme as to where they could be considered a "nut"
or
One who enjoys the experience of frolicking in womans vagina head first!

KGRG Home of the Muffnut!

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Do you know the muffnut man?
by KGRG April 25, 2007
A mystical baked good, combining A Muffin and a Doughnut. By piping raspberry jam into the centre of a muffin.
"I have eaten so many Muffnuts i think i'm going to puke. Mark my words one day i will find a way to fuck this delicious animal of tasty & give birth to its delicious jam filled offspring."
by Sustanaelle December 14, 2013
n. A delicious delicacy comprised of a cross between a muffin and a doughnut, where the doughnut is shaped like a muffin.
"Dude, keep your filthy hands off my muffnuts"
by Leo The Baker August 17, 2013
Going down on a girl and finding peanuts stashed in her muff.
I was going down on some woman and I knew I was in trouble when I discovered the muff-nuts, this wasn't going to be a quick visit.
by Motherchuckler September 24, 2014

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