muffmonster
muffmonster by tom w, harry s n the Gstrings July 1, 2008
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Muffmaster
Andrea gets pissed off with her boyfriend all the time but never breaks up with him. He must be a muffmaster!
Muffmaster by Chad Apollo September 29, 2017
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Muff Monster
Totally a dyke term.
Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.
Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.
Muff Monster by Penni234 March 10, 2018
Mississippi Mudmonster
A very fluid-like excrement (usually with chunks) released into the clothing; either intentionally or unintentionally; normally performed during or after a heavy drinking binge.
Mississippi Mudmonster by Corovius February 3, 2010
cock eyed muff monster
cock eyed muff monster by boarder1290 December 23, 2006
mudmonster
scary brown monster that lurks in the art rooms of middle schools. acts as a voodoo doll to kill spies, bugs, pennies, or anything aggrivating. created by 22 in 2001. use at your own risk. its dirtayyyyy!
We are not naming our group the "mudmonsters" because it's too dir-ty.
mudmonsters incorporated forever!
mudmonsters incorporated forever!
mudmonster by ls & 22 November 8, 2004
Mudmonster
Mudmonster by momseynf September 19, 2021
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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