muffmonster 

someone who is very hairy on their face and looks like a muff!And is also just genrally ugly.

get away from me u muffmonster

omg get a shave

muffmonster by tom w, harry s n the Gstrings July 1, 2008

Muffmaster 

A person who is highly skilled at the art of cunnilingus.

Andrea gets pissed off with her boyfriend all the time but never breaks up with him. He must be a muffmaster!

Muffmaster by Chad Apollo September 29, 2017

Muff Monster 

Totally a dyke term.

Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.

I heard she was a total muff monster.

Muff Monster by Penni234 March 10, 2018

Mississippi Mudmonster 

A very fluid-like excrement (usually with chunks) released into the clothing; either intentionally or unintentionally; normally performed during or after a heavy drinking binge.

After waking up from blacking out, Cassandra had a mississippi mudmonster in her panties.

Mississippi Mudmonster by Corovius February 3, 2010

cock eyed muff monster 

the bitch next door with the crazy eye

my life is shit, hell i live next to a cock eyed muff monster

cock eyed muff monster by boarder1290 December 23, 2006

mudmonster

scary brown monster that lurks in the art rooms of middle schools. acts as a voodoo doll to kill spies, bugs, pennies, or anything aggrivating. created by 22 in 2001. use at your own risk. its dirtayyyyy!

We are not naming our group the "mudmonsters" because it's too dir-ty.

mudmonsters incorporated forever!

mudmonster by ls & 22 November 8, 2004

Mudmonster

When you are having so much fun you wouldn't notice that you're covered in shit.

"May we all be mudmonsters."

Mudmonster by momseynf September 19, 2021