Muffled Trombone

When you are getting a rim job and your partner drops a butt sneeze in your mouth.
Greg: Alex's breath smells terrible today.
Heather: Yeah, he got a muffled trombone last night.
by darrenpowell187 August 19, 2015
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80's muffle

When the sound engineering and quality of a movie's audio makes it evident that the movie was made in the 80's.
The movie Heathers has that nice, crispy 80's muffle that makes you shit and cum in your pants.
by parcelsa February 03, 2022
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Sock muffle

The act of taking your sock off during intercourse and shoving it in the other person’s mouth because they won’t shut the fuck up
Carl stop talking about your grandmother or I will fucking sock muffle you
by Dr Issac neutron dance April 20, 2024
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Post-Muffle

When one's reply to a post or comment gets more likes/upvotes than the original post or comment. This usually shuts the OP up for awhile.
Bruh, I just Post-Muffled this dude on Twitter by posting his old racist Tweets under his BS unity Tweet. It got 1.5k and his only got 950.
by 010Rusty January 17, 2021
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muffin muffle

1. Cunnilingus or oral sex on a woman
2. Talking while performing oral sex on a woman
I couldn't understand him due to some muffin muffle.

I was giving her the old muffin muffle last night.
by ThatBitchNiP September 27, 2018
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Muffle Bug

The indecent of a nark about to nark on a 'bad' thing. And then just as the nark is about to say the 'bad' thing a 'good' person jumps in and puts their hand directly over the nark's mouth and puts in a fake 'good' story to cover up.
Nark: You see, Matt and Joe were drinking b--

*Matt lurches at the nark and puts his hand over his mouth.*

Matt: B-beverages! we were drinking certain beverages!

Joe: Yes, yummy beverages!

Nark: Dude! You Muffle Bugged me!
by Mystery Lady 2011 February 06, 2011
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Muffled Trumpet

When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.
Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."
by bboymono January 29, 2015
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