Muffcake

A very plump vagina.

Friend 1: What'd you do last night?
Friend 2: You mom's muffcake.
Friend 1: Why didn't you invite me?

Muffcake by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015

Muffcake

A delicious type of food that is both a muffin and cake

I'm going to eat my muffin and cake hear take this, this is easier. HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MUFFCAKE!!!

Muffcake by Bojo man May 28, 2015

muffcheese 

Globular nasties in and around the vulva formed from dried secretions, lint and other vaginal nasties.

I woulda eaten you out, but I'm muffcheese intolerant.

muffcheese by Jared May 4, 2004

muffcake

An ambiguous snack dessert. It is muffin-esque in consistency i.e. contains chocolate chips, but is frosted like a cupcake.

Damn girl your muffcake is lookin mighty moist.

muffcake by Frazznizzle March 2, 2006

Muffcake

Its a cupcake and a muffin combined together. Scientists have made it up and have not yet released it to the public.

The boy bragged about having a muffcake and she did not.

Muffcake by Bandie4ever October 6, 2010

Muff cakes 

1. The definition of a baked pastry that is too dense to be a cupcake, yet too sweet to be a muffin.

2. A mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with Baileys Irish cream.

3. A slang term used in reference to an attractive female's lady garden.

Person 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Well first I'm going to eat a few delicious muff cakes before I leave my house, then I'm planning on heading over to that party and getting some muff cake. Care to join?

Muff cakes by Mr. Muffcake June 29, 2011

Muffchest 

1. An exceedingly hairy region on the chest.
2. A nickname for a guy with an exceedingly hairy region on the chest.

1. "Hes got a Muffchest"
2. "'Sup Muffchest?"

Muffchest by Muffchest December 17, 2008