muff slap 

the act of smacking a vagina in order to inflict painful pleasure. The accepted technique is useful when a girl is on her period, since muff slapping does not involve penetration. Advanced slappers indulge in a pre-slap lick of the fingertips (in order to "get it wet"). Most commonly used on crack whores or slutty broads.

Ryan: Yo, did you fuck that bitch last night?
Evan: Nah she had her period so i got it wet then muff slapped the shit outta her.
Ryan: Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiits!

muff slap by get it wet 6 February 17, 2008

Muff slapper 

The pass-time in which the subject rips off a female's clothes and slaps the victim's vagina.

Employer:"How would you describe yourself?"
Interviewee:"A badman muff slapper."

Muff slapper by badmanjoe October 8, 2010

That slaps my muff

After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty

"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"

That slaps my muff by the muff slapper May 8, 2010

muffslapped 

the equivalent of pussy whipped, a guy who is beaten into submission by his female partner, either verbally, physically, or both...

"dude you coming out with the boys tonight? we're all heading down to that new bar full of topless chicks, apparently there's no "no touching policy", sweet!"
"nah not tonight guys, i promised the missus i would cook."
"oh man, you are sooo muffslapped, sort it out!"

muffslapped by kelly&claire November 2, 2008