muff diving

To eat out a pussy that hasn't been shaved.
Garrett wanted to go muff diving into fur burgers, but he couldn't find any meat.
by Ana Elena October 04, 2005
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muff diving

To eat out a pussy with a "muff", which is a jungle of pubic hair. This can sometimes result in embarassing situations in which people tell you that you have a pubic hair or two caught in your teeth. Not reccomended for people with standards.
Larry went muff diving once without the proper jungle-cutting equipment and got lost for days.
by Katttttttttt August 15, 2006
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muff dive

performing oral sex on a female
yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand
by matthew December 31, 2003
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muff-diving

I went muff-diving last night and her pussy was so good that I fucked it and went muff-diving again.
by Blazing-Toker August 24, 2015
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Muff Diving

To orally please a wordMuff
To eat out a hairy pussy
Man! I went muff divingthe other day and the dentist said he was glad i'd started flossing again!
by PurpleCowMan April 06, 2002
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Muff Dive

Football slang for when a player is returning a kick and drops (fumbles) the ball when it get to him and then everyone jumps or dives on it
did you see the muff dive right at the end of the 3rd quarter?
by Dick G September 20, 2010
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muff dive

To perform oral sex on a female.
Can be risky as you might end up with facial STD's if the woman isn't clean.
by Zoist September 13, 2005
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