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18.
a women who is a lesser and enjoys spending time in other ladies "muff's" (hense the name)is nicknamed a "muff diver"
julie likes muff, bloody muff diver
by Shaun Elgar January 08, 2008
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1.
To suck pussy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. When a man or woman ( i prefer men)burries their face in a woman's hairy or bald pussy and licks her clit with random sucking here and there. A good muff diver knows to focus on the clit and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ectsasy. Licking the vaginal opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. You can take it a step further and lick the asshole to complete the mission.
That muff diver sucked my pussy so good I was climbing the wall.
by kinkyraggae February 15, 2005
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2.
the act of making love to a womans love box with ones tongue
james was always muff diving on jo
by the guys February 16, 2004
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3.
One who gives oral sex to a vagina. Generally female.
Syn: lesbian, dyke, etc
That chick so butch, I betchu she a damn muffdiver
by wulf February 15, 2003
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4.
A man or woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a woman.
Portia De Rossi is an infamous muff diver.
by Tammi November 26, 2003
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5.
one who gives oral sex to women.
Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.
by Brandi February 06, 2003
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6.
to dive into a womans muff, ie plunge your tongue into her womanhood.
i dived some muff last night, word.
by frosty the snowman April 27, 2003
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7.
The act of:
1) Licking carpet
2) Chowing down on box
3) Licking her other lips
Ref: South Park
"To be a lesbian I gotta chow down on this box"
by Stray Cat January 10, 2004
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