the art of pleasuring a woman with excess vagina fat that is stored in the abdomen, but still looks bangin.
bro, i was just muff-diving the shit out of your mom until your dad walked in and showed me up
by SugarRay July 11, 2007
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Muff diving is when you fart in the tub and try and go bite the bubbles
Javier went muff diving in the tub last night after he ate a burrito
by Fuck me right October 5, 2009
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when tanielle dives into some other chicks muff
i, tanielle LOVE to dive into nicole's muff
by tanielle halina November 24, 2003
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in the dive posistion, insert ones hands inthe vagina, and at the same time shove your head into the muff of the victim
by masterofrpg March 12, 2004
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The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.
Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!
by Mufftruck November 13, 2016
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