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1.
A formerly straight woman who opted to follow a lesbian life style. And coincidentally likes muff.
*wow, I didn't know Sarah was a muff bandit, I always thought she liked cock*
by Jazbob January 19, 2011
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2.
a person (usually male) who is surrounded by muff, up to his neck in muff, or gets too much muff to handle. but remember there is no such thing as too much muff.
that kid right there is a muff bandit
by rustyhunch April 25, 2010
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