muffdiving

(1) A very popular pasttime - eating pussy.
(2) (gerund) To be in a state of giving a woman oral sex.

"Forget the bar scene," Julie said. "Let's go to my place for some muffdiving."

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Muddilingus

Noun: the act of going down on a woman who wipes her anus back-to-front after bowel movements.

Muddilingus on your mom is best performed 4 hours after she has eaten Indian food.

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Going down to the cafeteria in the morning and watching someone toast an English Muffin.

Do you want to go muffining at 10:00, or should we wait?

Muffining by MASO1 May 23, 2008

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the act of licking a females gential area usually one more than one female at a time

hey John my my girl wants me to go muffdiving on her and her room mates!

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Me and my horny girlfriend go muffdiving to kill the time

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when a man uses his tongue to pleasure a hairy jewish womans snatch.

My mouth was full of pubic hair after a long hard night of Jewish Muffdiving your mother.

When an individuals love handles protrude over tight fit clothing. This can especially happen if said individual is wearing a backless wedding dress.

Did you guys see Flax muffining? You think he would stayed OP before the wedding day.

muffining by FlaxCeed January 14, 2008

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