Metatard 

Someone that is so unbelievably retarded that they ascend the normal levels of tardness and become the Metatard. Metatards usually take somewhere in the range of an hour to answer the simplest questions.

You: What time is it?
(Long pause)
Metatard: Mayonnaise.
You: Are you high?
Metatard: 12:04.

Metatard by sp33dw33d420 April 26, 2017

metatarsal phalangic duo

When your whole foot including toes are licked then sucked.

Dude just did the metatarsal phalangic duo on my girl last night...boner explosion 💣

metatarsal phalangic duo by Techniques69 October 11, 2020

Metatation 

The unintentional act of being distracted while attempting to meditate due to the realization that you are, are not, or should be meditating. Also refers to excessive self-awareness and self-consciousness pertaining either to one's mind or body, occurring during or interfering with successful meditation practices. Common in persons meditating for the first or second time, or who don't believe in or agree with the premise of meditation. Sometimes accompanied by or triggered by embarrassment about the fact that they are meditating.

Ex 1: Whenever I finally started to relax and lose myself in the meditation exercises, I would think, "Ok, it's working now!" This metatation always caused me to lose my hard-won focus.
Ex 2: A couple times I almost started to fall into the rhythm of the Yoga class, at which point I would ask myself, "What am I even doing at a stupid Yoga class?", the metatation jolting me back into my crowded, disorganized thinking pattern and daily worries.

Metatation by Harlequin Princess May 24, 2009

metatation 

The act of extracting a metaprinciple from a paradox, conundrum or contradiction.

A biologist looks at a rabbit and an elephant. Are they the same? The contradiction is obvious, one is small and weak, the other large and strong. However, they share a metaprinciple, they are both mammals. This epiphany arrived through metatation.

metatation by Wonton2 October 21, 2011

Metatayshit

The act of moving one's constipated bowels through relaxing meditation.

Asshopper: Master Poo, I haven't taken a decent crap in weeks. Can you please help me?

Master Poo: Come now young Asshopper. I can teach you to lighten your load with the ancient practice of Metatayshit.

Metatayshit by Tweeter Mosquito January 2, 2013

Metatard 

Someone who engages in the Meta-game of online games, so deeply is his/her addiction to it, they live it each day, each hour and let it define their lives by it.

"Eve online/MMO" is a great example of this behavior as is any game with a thriving/ active "Meta" Community there are always those who thrive in this virtual world of spying, doxxing and data-mining peoples personal information for a in-game advantage.

"Holy fuck this twat is one huge Metatard."

"Ignore them, they are huge Metatards"

"Oh no..... he has gone full MetaTard"

Metatard by Clearly a Inside Job February 1, 2019