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Muerte lenta 

Slow death, alternative (comical) definition for food that tastes great but might be a health risk consuming.

From south america, cheap burgers bought in some barrios (hoods in Santa Cruz - Bolivia) that cost ~2 pesos (~0.2$).
Alfredo - Compramos algo pa comer wei (Let's buy something to eat)
Pedro - Estoy neto solo tengo 3 pesos (I'm broke I only have a quarter)
Alfredo - Suficiente para una muerte lenta (Enough for a slow death)
Muerte lenta by Comandante August 27, 2006
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Muerte Hands 

Hands that appear dead or bony.

the appearance is a result of a nickname for hands that look like skeleton hands...

specifically like Santa Muerte 's hands.. The Saint of Death.
bitches that are into hands: i like your hands!

John Doe: thanks. i got muerte hands

bitches that are into hands: what's that?

John Doe: hands that appear bony
Muerte Hands by yungjesuschrist September 3, 2023

hotel bella muerte 

Hotel Bella Bella Muerte is Spanish for "Hotel of beautiful death". It is used in the song "The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You" by My Chemical Romance
"Lost in the prescription she's got something else in mind ,check into the Hotel Bella Muerte"
hotel bella muerte by lucyatwel December 26, 2016

bella muerte 

It is spanish for "beautiful death". Referenced in the song "The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You" by My Chemical Romance.
"Lost in the prescription

she's got something else in mind (something else in mind).
Check into the Hotel Bella Muerte." - My Chemical Romance, The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You.

Pene de Muerte 

Translates to "Penis of death" in Spanish. Ancient mythological tale involving a penis that would kill anything it penetrates.
"Naughty children that stay up too late will be visited by the Pene de Muerte"
Pene de Muerte by vroller December 8, 2015

Santa Muerte 

Also known in english as "Saint Death" or "Holy Death", Widely venerated in mexico for her miracles. She was NOT created by narcotraffickers nor by illegal merchants. Her origins are unknown. All types of people venerate her, not just criminals. She has been petitioned for many things; for a lost lover to come back, to kicking out all debt, and even asked for protection against any type of danger; whether spiritual or physical. Its true she even petitioned by evil doers, but so are other saints.
"La Santa Muerte is your own death. Anyone who fears her, fears their own death.
Santa Muerte by angeluz July 10, 2014

La Muerte Peluda 

The Furry Death

Peruvian Pan Flute bands protect us from it, so make sure you buy their CDs de música.
The TV show South Park had an accurate depiction of what would happen if we got rid of the Peruvian Pan Flute bands. La Muerte Peluda would come and kill us all.