mudpiles

(Noun) Fibrous poop that spirals into the shape of a giant pile of waste; firm diarrhea that collects into a large pile; thick runs; thick party favors; (see also: mudcastles)

"Yo, I had the worst goddamn MUDPILES after we ate at the Indian buffet and then drank all those Brooklyn Lagers!!!"

"Well, I guess that explains why you keep rippin' those nasty ass farts, too."

"Umm... yeah. Oh wait... Ahhhhhhh... Yeah. That's right, biotch"

mudpiles by Hairy Bungaloo April 4, 2009

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Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile

A method in eating a frosted cupcake—the act of removing the frosting from the top of the cupcake, utilizing the wrapper to do so, and dipping pieces of the cupcake into the frosting.

Nate: Your Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile is so sloppy, how do you sleep at night?
Max: With your mom next to me.

Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile by Nateils November 3, 2025

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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