(Noun) Fibrous poop that spirals into the shape of a giant pile of waste; firm diarrhea that collects into a large pile; thick runs; thick party favors; (see also: mudcastles)

"Yo, I had the worst goddamn MUDPILES after we ate at the Indian buffet and then drank all those Brooklyn Lagers!!!"

"Well, I guess that explains why you keep rippin' those nasty ass farts, too."

"Umm... yeah. Oh wait... Ahhhhhhh... Yeah. That's right, biotch"
by Hairy Bungaloo April 5, 2009
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