mudpiles

(Noun) Fibrous poop that spirals into the shape of a giant pile of waste; firm diarrhea that collects into a large pile; thick runs; thick party favors; (see also: mudcastles)

"Yo, I had the worst goddamn MUDPILES after we ate at the Indian buffet and then drank all those Brooklyn Lagers!!!"

"Well, I guess that explains why you keep rippin' those nasty ass farts, too."

"Umm... yeah. Oh wait... Ahhhhhhh... Yeah. That's right, biotch"

mudpiles by Hairy Bungaloo April 4, 2009

Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile

A method in eating a frosted cupcake—the act of removing the frosting from the top of the cupcake, utilizing the wrapper to do so, and dipping pieces of the cupcake into the frosting.

Nate: Your Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile is so sloppy, how do you sleep at night?
Max: With your mom next to me.

Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile by Nateils November 3, 2025