LINUS MULLARKEY 

The description of a fake reason or excuse you used when you have decided it is past time to leave your boring/stupid/slutty/braindead date.

Once she moaned i love you, i pulled a linus mullarkey with the quickness.

or

Once the booze wore off, i had to pull a linus mullarkey and get the fuck out of dodge

or

Once my friends started in on me about the linus mullarkey i pulled with lucy last friday, i decided to pull a linus mullarkey and sneak out the back door

LINUS MULLARKEY by MJKK March 25, 2007

mularky 

bullshit, crap, nonsense, the sort of shit you have to put up with or the sort of shit that other people try to spin on you.

Did you go to the DMV?
Yeah I had to go through all that mularky

college is a bunch of mularky

mularky by wuffah January 2, 2008

Mudlarking

Simply means "inter-racial sex". Can be used as "mud-larking" (hyphenated) or "mudlarking". It is non-derogatory and non-condemnatory. It applies equally to either female or male pursuits. Often it is used when referring to "exploratory" experiences.

"Well, I think she was just in for the mudlark"...

or

"Guess who's been mudlarking just of late?"

Mudlarking by Marc Hugo June 29, 2008

mudlarking

The practice of larking in muddy areas (e.g. river banks, beaches) in search of long-forgotten relics.

"Have you ever gone mudlarking to the Thames?"
"Yes, I have, it's absolutely littered with clay pipe stems!!"

mudlarking by Богдан April 3, 2020

Mudlarking

When you are having anal sex and the penetrated partner shits shoving poo into the penis of the penetrative partner.

I tried mudlarking with my gf last night. It kinda felt like sounding but smelt wayy worse.

Mudlarking by Blazing-glory-56 February 26, 2025

mullarkey 

A lot of shite

You talk a lot of mullarkey

mullarkey by Mullarkey January 29, 2018

Mullarkey 

You talk a lot of shite

You talk a lot of mullarkey

Mullarkey by Mullarkey January 29, 2018