mudhosing

Defecating forcefully and liquidly in copious amounts for prolonged lengths of time.

Q: I've pooped three times today, and it's only 1PM. Is this bad?

A: Real poops, or are you just mudhosing?

mudhosing by rabbiwanna November 25, 2010

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mudboxing

A more appropriate phrase for the act of inserting ones penis into ones bumhole.

What did you do last night?

You know... Just a little mudboxing to past the time.

mudboxing by Mr Noice Guy April 9, 2010

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mudhosing • Mudholing • mudboxing • Mudmoosing

Mudholing

When one does not feel like taking a shower before bed , only after 24 hrs of not doing anything but being lazy .

My mom asked me if I was mudholing it , I replied wish hell no I’m mudholing it because I don’t feel like showering .

I’ve laid in my PJs all day I’m not showering I’m just mudholing it.

Mudholing by Deerrtysanchez32mlvj December 6, 2020

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Mudmoosing

A dog who is in the act of digging up your yard; A dog who is covered with mud and was obviously digging craters in your yard; the act of digging up someone's yard; digging up someone's yard with a 4 x 4 truck; doing cookies in someone's yard thus digging it up; creating any muddy mess in someone's yard in any way possible.

"Look at that, the dog is mudmoosing up the yard again." "Holy sh** stop that dog from mudmoosing up the yard!" "the kids have been mudmoosing up the yard with their dirt bikes." "I caught my x-boyfriend mudmoosing up my yard with his 4 x 4." "You stupid dog, stop mudmoosing up the yard!"

Mudmoosing by Lars the Conqueror April 1, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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