muddy ass 

When you are out of toilet paper, yet go about your business like usual after taking a shit.

"Dude, no one was home, so I stood there watching tv with a muddy ass." - Earl

muddy ass by Stumpimus Maximus September 23, 2013

mudda-asshoe 

a phrase that spews out of one's mouth when something unexpected, derogatory, unbelievable and/or horrible has occurred or been said to an individual. The term is believed to have originated in Jacksonville, NC by a Marine of asian descent.

"What do you mean I have to work until mid-night?! Mudda-Asshoe!!"

mudda-asshoe by yejoon September 15, 2009

mudda assahoe 

chinese way of saying mother asshole

Asian man: MUDDA ASSAHOE
Me: O:

mudda assahoe by diahhreahpants January 19, 2022