mud-cuddle

The act of two bowel pounders or fanny dodgers slipping each other a crippler in the spooning position or any other position which allows entery to include each and every inch, thus a mud-cuddle has occurred.

I say Barry my little fury friend, fancy retiring to bed and having a mud-cuddle?

by David Hamm***** December 12, 2006

Florida mudpuddle

When the two or more participants defecate and urinate in a puddle on the bathtub or floor and proceed to have sexual intercourse on it.

Man, I almost forgot about that Florida mudpuddle last night until I got a look at my clothes.

by estephaney September 6, 2011

Mansfield Mudpuddle

The act of having anal sex with a woman from behind while she is shitting on the man's dick. Anal sex should continue until the mudpuddle is dry. Then it becomes a Lima Lakebed.
*Best results if woman is fed a laxative.

Man, last night Womp pounded his girlfriends Mansfield mudpuddle until it became a Lima Lakebed! It was totally tubular!

by Senior Musk October 10, 2006

Iranian Mudpuddle

Its common meaning is the sexual act of immersing your partener's face in your own pile of feces, but with a twist! You then proceed to sit on your partener's face until they suffocate and die, making this the most extreme sexual act known to man.

Did you hear about that guy who died by an Iranian Mudpuddle?

by jewy mcjewjewjewjew February 9, 2009

Oklahoma Mudpuddle

Having your sexual partner drink the remaining contents of a colonoscopy.

There's nothing like an Oklahoma Mudpuddle after a hard day of work.

by Tony D November 16, 2004