russian mud slap

when your having sex with your girl and when she turns around you crap in your hand and slap it into her face

When shila wasnt looking i gave her the old russian mud slap

by travis shaw and ty horbinski July 29, 2008

Mississippi Mud Slap

When the male partner has diareha and shits in the female partners mouth. The the female opens her mouth and the male dips his nut sack in her mouth. Then slaps the female in the face with it. Leaving a mud like substance on her face. (Mississippi Mud Slap)

I wasnt feeling too good so i gave her a Mississippi Mud Slap.

by Trey1234 June 22, 2011

cleveland mud slap

When you shit on a girls pussy and slap it down with your dick

Damn bro, last night I gave my girl a Cleveland mud slap

by Thatguywhoeatspie February 3, 2018

Zucchini Mud slap

When you send someone down a complicated rabbithole of deceptions ultimately resulting in them realizing they're been boofed and you're Epic.

Hahah, Boogie, that sure was a Zucchini Mud slap!

by BoogieIsGay69 July 17, 2021

European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 25, 2021

Mongolian Mud Slap

When You Produce A Steaming Turd On Your Hand then slap The closest person To you In the Face, Then scream loudly.

Hello there how you doing?
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.

Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D

by Kelvin :D June 6, 2011