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1.
A woman's loose and dangling labia. (See beef curtains.)
'That bitch has some nasty mud guards, yo!'
by Syd Barrett June 08, 2006

Words related to mud guards

labia beef curtains flanges guards lips mud nubbits piss-flaps twat
 
2.
Bald guy with shit for brains.

ie: shiny on top, shit underneath.
Guy1 "Did you hear what delivery date he agreed to during that phone call?"

Guy2 "We'll never meet the deadline, our boss is such a fucking mudguard."
by John Landers February 05, 2004