mud boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, between the ass-cheeks of another person, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

-I'm into some pretty weird stuff, but mud boating isn't one of them.

-Cane: I'm going to get intimate with your sister...
Josh: After you mud boat me mother fucker!!

-She so fine, I'd mud boat the shit outta that bitch!

by Get in the car Cane. March 31, 2010

Mud Boating

The art of sticking your head between a anal crevious, shaking it left and right whilst blowing a rasberry.

Shit the bed, I was mud boating Erin last night and I think I swallowed a haemoid.

by Brownie CH August 28, 2008

Mississippi Mud Boat

The act of bobbing in the toilet for feces while someone is performing anal sex from behind.

This is one hell of a weird Halloween party, Mike! Did you see they're doing the Mississippi Mud Boat down by the bonfire?

by Bird Dog and T January 19, 2008

Mississippi Mud Boat Ride

5 or more men performing anal sex in-line with each other. Extra points if it's incestuous.

Hey Tom, the guys wanna know if you're in for a Mississippi Mud Boat Ride this weekend?

by Big Ern Mccracken February 17, 2020

Mud Boat

When you blow your nose in a persons butthole.

I mud boated her so hard with my nose I sent shock waves up her mud river.

by Lilguacamole24 April 14, 2022