We will be Bababoui Muchachos forever and ever.
by One of the Head Muchachos September 29, 2020
The act of stealing cigarettes from a gas station or Convience store. When faced with the conflict of both no smokes and no money, one may attempt the MM. Go into a gas station (preferably drunk) and ask for a pack of cigarettes. When the clerk grabs the pack and lays them on the counter say " oh I'm sorry i meant _(type of cigs). When the clerk turns again, switch the empty pack of Marbs with the full pack and begin walking away. When the clerk finally turns, say "never mind, i have to get more money from my car" as you walk out the door. Proceed to drive fast
"Left the stripclub the other night broke w no smokes. I pulled a Marlboro Muchacho on the way home, he didn't even see it coming" - Travis
by dede0315 October 30, 2010
When a Mexican amigo (lawn worker) woos you into the back of his 1992 camaro to rape you violently in the ass using gasoline as a lubricant and then proceeds to shit on your back and massage it in with his feet and/or penis in no particular order.
Patrick Swayze: So, Gertrude, what were you up to last night? You look distressed and smell of fear, gasoline, and shit.
Gertrude: Well, Patrick, I'm glad you asked. I was walking home from the gynocologist and I was feeling rather fresh. This lawn worker presented himself to me naked and dragged me into his 1992 camaro.
Patrick Swayze: Please! Go on!
Gertrude: Thanks Patrick. Well he performed a terrifying "Messy Muchacho" that left me speechless and incredibly violated.
Patrick Swayze: Would you recommend this "Messy Muchacho" that you speak so fondly of?
Gertrude: Um...Patrick, I was brutally raped. Nothing about that was fond. Why do you mock such a sensitive subject?
Patrick Swayze: Because I have nothing better to do than imagine you greased up in gasoline.
Gertrude: Well, Patrick, I'm glad you asked. I was walking home from the gynocologist and I was feeling rather fresh. This lawn worker presented himself to me naked and dragged me into his 1992 camaro.
Patrick Swayze: Please! Go on!
Gertrude: Thanks Patrick. Well he performed a terrifying "Messy Muchacho" that left me speechless and incredibly violated.
Patrick Swayze: Would you recommend this "Messy Muchacho" that you speak so fondly of?
Gertrude: Um...Patrick, I was brutally raped. Nothing about that was fond. Why do you mock such a sensitive subject?
Patrick Swayze: Because I have nothing better to do than imagine you greased up in gasoline.
by team raunchy prostitute August 21, 2008
Mucho Muchacho (MuchoMu) is probably the most important spanish rapper ever. He was one of the first rappers in the game in Spain, with his mytical band "7 notas 7 colores", from El Prat, Barcelona. MuchoMu is the law, La Mami Team.
One lyric of Mucho Muchacho:
"Brillo y respeto, golpeo con efecto; el rap es esto, la calle en directo; 7 notas 7 colores, estamos puestos como Ray Liotta en "Uno de los Nuestros" (spanish tittle of Goodfellas movie)
"Brillo y respeto, golpeo con efecto; el rap es esto, la calle en directo; 7 notas 7 colores, estamos puestos como Ray Liotta en "Uno de los Nuestros" (spanish tittle of Goodfellas movie)
by Wayete August 31, 2006
The art of sticking a tequila bottle up a female's vagina, while filling her butt hole with salt, all of it while making her bite on a sliced lemon. You then ride the female while shouting "Muchacho Knows Best!".
by adigael June 5, 2020
the most awesome people in the world. :3)
tend to have blonde or red hair.
are.amazing.
will rule the world someday, and make everything pink and banish ugly guys!
also tend to love easy bake ovens...
-applesause-
wait whatt??
hubba.hubba.
like to draw on baby oranges...
cool cats, huh?
tend to have blonde or red hair.
are.amazing.
will rule the world someday, and make everything pink and banish ugly guys!
also tend to love easy bake ovens...
-applesause-
wait whatt??
hubba.hubba.
like to draw on baby oranges...
cool cats, huh?
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l_l: Your such a Mustache Muchacho.
Mr.RiceMan!: Applesause?
Mr.RiceMan!: He's such a MustacheMuchacho
OreoGirl: he's my mexican boyfriend. back off.
l_l: Your such a Mustache Muchacho.
Mr.RiceMan!: Applesause?
Mr.RiceMan!: He's such a MustacheMuchacho
OreoGirl: he's my mexican boyfriend. back off.
by ilikericeandoreosinmysoup! February 13, 2010
by bestbestbestbestest October 30, 2020