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minging or blinging 

An alternative to "hot or not", "minging or blinging" is a question of whether something is good or bad.
English phrase.
"I can't decide if these shoes are minging or blinging"

"Cheryl has a new man"

"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"
minging or blinging by The_ALCH January 10, 2022
"Ugh! This mouldy cheese is minging!"
minging by Bob August 9, 2003

mingingitis 

one who is so highly unattractive that their ability to repel members of the opposite sex is best described as the 'miningitis disorder'
that girl from the club last night looked like she had miningitis
mingingitis by quoccy boi March 8, 2004
certainly common in eastern Scotland, where the final g isn't pronounced (minginn) (and probably n.e. England) since at least the 1950's. Something unsavoury, or long past its best.

Only in the past 5 years has the rest of the UK cottoned on to this wonderful word
I didn't change my underpants for a week, and they are now minging
minging by peter mckellican June 17, 2006

minging out 

1) to be in a state of vomitting, memory loss and serious drunkedness.

2) to be in a state of detoxification (hangover) wherby one may vomit or 'ming out' at the sight, smell or even the sound of food. 'Minging out' is common after nights of heavy drinking and can last from a couple of hours to whole days.

3) the word 'ming' or 'minger' can simply be applied to someone who is renowned for 'minging out' or has recently had a memorable 'minging out' experience.
''Hey look at Matt knocking on hotel doors in his boxers, he's totally minging out''

''Hey ming, you don't remember at all what happened last night do you? You must be feeling so minged out right now''

''You were so minged out you turned our room into brown town and got us chucked out the hotel''
minging out by Holy_Joly September 8, 2009

The Minging Effect 

A Theory within a paradox between people where they feel utterly cringed or disgusted by another’s features or actions but where they are both equally as cringe or disgusting as one another.
The Minging Effect Theory:

“oh my! Your filth rinks”

“I was just only thinking of the same thing about you?”
The Minging Effect by RowdyRando November 15, 2022