mr. penis lips 

One who's upper and lower lips look like two giant penises opposite of one another. .

His lips were so swollen from eating the hot peppers that he was referred to as Mr. Penis Lips for the rest of the evening. (Penis Lips: To have a swollen lower and upper lip.)

mr. penis lips by Bitchy Boo June 4, 2016

Mr Penis 

Is a fabled cartoon character that dresses similar to “Super Man,” and makes his way through many action adventures. He enemy is the evil Doctor Procto who resides in his layer; the dreaded “Cheeks-of-Pain.”

"Don't worry.......MR Penis will save us!!"

Mr Penis by Weenywaver September 5, 2006

mr big penis 

a guy in a shit roadman car that's been modified to make more noises than godzillas asshole when letting one rip; as an obvious compensation for his lack of endowment.

"Damn there goes mr big penis in his super cool Ford Fiesta on his way to jobcentre"

mr big penis by SRTDeity May 5, 2021

mr.penispenis 

wen u put a top hat on ur dick and shout hello three times

hello hello hello mr.penispenis

mr.penispenis by jaysee mamma January 13, 2008

Mr.PenisNose 

They call me Mr.PenisNose for a reason now bend over

for seckings girls and they call you Mr.PenisNose

Mr.PenisNose by henlo nibor man September 12, 2018