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What your mom called your penis when you were two years old.
Mom: Come on, let's clean Mr. Penis!
Baby Tim: Clean Miser Pens?
by ItsYaBoiMrKrabs September 20, 2016

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Is a fabled cartoon character that dresses similar to “Super Man,” and makes his way through many action adventures. He enemy is the evil Doctor Procto who resides in his layer; the dreaded “Cheeks-of-Pain.”
"Don't worry.......MR Penis will save us!!"
by Weenywaver September 05, 2006

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