mr coffee 

The act of urinating on someone with the thick, steamy, fragrant, dark, 'first of the morning' urine while they sleep. Usually starts off with a drip drip, then quickly becomes full stream. Much like brewing hot coffee, it really wakes you up.

I stood over my sleeping girlfriend this morning , pulled my wang out of my boxers and gave her a "Mr Coffee".

mr coffee by Honduh Chicken March 11, 2008

mr coffee 

the act of urination during intercorce

i gave he the mr coffee last night

mr coffee by curtis lewis October 18, 2006

Mr.Coffey 

An amazing and funny teacher that's just laid back and allows you to have fun whilst learning. Also hates the smell of the fridge and loves to make jokes with the students

Oh you have Mr.Coffey? Lucky I wish I had him!

Mr.Coffey by Just a gay guy no homo July 31, 2022

Mr. & Mrs. Coffin

The couple sitting next to you in the theater who coughs a lot while you are trying to watch the movie.

Hey, Mr. & Mrs. Coffin, I feel bad for you that you are coughing a lot, but, buy some cough medicine, or stay home and watch a video! You are annoying the Hell out of me, I can't concentrate on the movie (can you?), and I don't want your fricken cold or whatever it is!

Mr. & Mrs. Coffin by Ann Oydd, sitting next to you July 9, 2006

Mr. CoffeeToCar 

The Handsome barista serving coffee and hot chocolate and delicious homemade at the traffic intersection. A CoffeeToCar employee.

Experience being served Coffee/Hot chocolate and our delicious biscuits in the comfort of your car served by yours truly Mr. CoffeeToCar

Mr. CoffeeToCar by Tomatored November 18, 2022

Mrcoffee 

A machine that "Brews dat shit".

The best part of waking up, is Coffee on your pants.

Final Fantasy XI : A BAMF on the server Bahamut that brews dat shit.

Mrcoffee coffee makers, makin that coffee that makes your makers. Makes sense.

FFXI:
Mrcoffee uses Brewdatshit.
The Coffee Grounds take Grinding points of damage.
Mrcoffee defeats the Coffee Grounds.
Mrcoffee gains Freshly Breweddatshit mmmgewd drinks.

Mrcoffee by Aerwyn November 27, 2007