The act of urinating on someone with the thick, steamy, fragrant, dark, 'first of the morning' urine while they sleep. Usually starts off with a drip drip, then quickly becomes full stream. Much like brewing hot coffee, it really wakes you up.
I stood over my sleeping girlfriend this morning , pulled my wang out of my boxers and gave her a "Mr Coffee".
by Honduh Chicken March 11, 2008
i gave he the mr coffee last night
by curtis lewis October 17, 2006