mozeleski

A unit of measure- approximately equal to seventy five pounds.

"Hey Dave, did you see that thing? She must weigh three, three and a half, mozeleski's!"

by ghettofabulous October 25, 2003

Dirty Mozeleski

Similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but instead of wiping the shat laden finger under her nose- you, for some unknown reason, wipe it under your own.

"Hey is Tom trying to grow a mustache?" "No, he apparently got drunk last night and gave himself a Dirty Mozeleski"

by ghettofabulous October 25, 2003